Bush Talk, Put To Rhythm

Note: As you read the following, remember to say the bold stuff out loud. There is no reason to it, but maybe we can add some rhyme.

And now..............

THE PRESIDENTIAL SO-CAL SECURITY RAPP:

Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers.
For example,(uh,huh-uh,huh)
how benefits are calculate
for example, (uh,huh-uh,huh)
is on the table;
whether or not benefits rise based upon,
wage increases or price increases. (boom bada-boom bada-bada-bada boom)
There's a series of parts of the formula
that are being considered.
And when you couple that, those different cost drivers,
affecting those, (uh,huh-uh,huh)
changing those with personal accounts,
the idea is to get what has been promised
more likely to be (uh,huh-uh,huh)
or closer delivered to what has been promised.(boom bada-boom bada-bada-bada boom)
Does that make any sense to you?
It's kind of muddled.
Look, there's a series of things that cause the --
like, for example, (uh,huh-uh,huh)
benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages,
as opposed to, (uh,huh-uh,huh)
the increase of prices. (boom bada-boom bada-bada-bada boom)
Some have suggested that we calculate
the benefits will rise based upon inflation,
as opposed (uh,huh-uh,huh)
to wage increases. (boom bada-boom bada-bada-bada boom)
There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect.
In other words, (uh,huh-uh,huh)
how fast benefits grow,
how fast the promised benefits grow,
if those (uh,huh-uh,huh)
if that growth is affected, it will help on the red. (boom bada-boom bada-bada-bada boom)


Okay, better? I'll keep working on it.

Word to ya mother



......Yes, thank, you all, you're a great audience, you..........hello?

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