Bring Respectability Back To The Oval Office

'We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!'"

"Fuck yourself,"

"There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times."

"Hezbollah to stop doing this shit".

Thank God America but such a compassionate, God-fearing holy fucktard in the most powerful position in the land. Any chance that he and Bud Selig could trade spots for the rest of the term? At least Bush would only fuck up our national pasttime, instead of our entire country.